Thursday, July 10, 2025

Acceptance

 • Should I replace the dripping pipe joint gasket in the kitchen or just put a bucket under the sink?

Should I lose those ten pounds of belly fat or simply buy some bigger jeans?

Why take the car in for servicing that weird sound when I can just turn up the radio?

No need for spot remover on my shirt; this campaign button covers that stain perfectly.

I could replace the brake pads on my bike, but instead, I’ll just squeeze the levers harder.

Not going to paint the house this summer; we’ll just let the ivy grow wilder.

My dog doesn’t really need a walk; here’s a treat instead.

That .pdf I’ve been using as a reading in my Intro class for years is pretty hard to decipher; I guess I’ll just remove it from the syllabus.

Eight hours of sleep or six hours and two cups of coffee; I’ll take the latter.

This table balances fine; you’ve just got to shim it up with those matchbooks.

I never really minded those scratched records; you just lifted the needs a bit at the skipping parts.

We could rent the movie or watch it for free on broadcast; I’ll press mute during the commercials.

Maybe there’s a little mold on this bread, but when it’s toasted, you’ll never taste it.

The current mayor’s not so great, but an alternative might be worse.

Potholes in the street?  No problem, just drive around.

No thanks, Doc, I’ll hold off on getting that tooth crown; I can just chew on the other side.

Yeah, you’ve got to slam that door to make it close; it’s been like that for years.

Don’t open that window all the way; it’s a bitch to get closed if you do.

That drawer sticks; you’ve just got to yank it hard.

I’ve had this headlamp forever; works fine if you shake it.

I could try to write that novel, but this is enough for today.


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