Ouroboros

• I’ve been wanting to procrastinate more, but I can never seem to get around to doing it.
• I’m planning on taking a memory course, but I keep forgetting to sign up.
• I think my doctor may have told me to take a hearing test, but I didn’t quite hear what she said.
• I want to lose weight, but not until after a big meal.
• I’m trying to get more sleep, so I’ve been staying up late, researching how to do so on the internet.
• I’d like to spend more time with my friends, but I’m not into hanging out with them.
• I know I should read more, but all those words get in the way.
• I want to spend less time on my phone, so I downloaded a bunch of apps to help me.
• I’d ride my bicycle more if only it had three wheels.
• I’m of two minds as to whether I exhibit schizophrenic tendencies.
• I get depressed at the thought I might be depressed.
• I want to drink less booze, so I need a couple of shots for the courage to do so.
• All these healthy snacks are making me sick.
• I’m too tired from working out to exercise.
• My personal relationships are all with people I don’t know.
• I’d look forward to tomorrow if only it weren’t in the future.
• My past would be better if only it hadn’t happened yet.
• There’s no time like the present except for this moment right now.
• I need to concentrate more, but I can’t focus on that.
• I could stop biting my nails if it weren’t for having teeth.
• I’d be a lot braver if I weren’t such a coward.  And I could stop stealing if I wasn’t a thief.
• I argue in a circle to not beg the question.
• I close my eyes to all I cannot see.
• I’d be a writer if it weren’t for the paperwork.
• I could be mature, but that would be childish.