Almost

You almost got run down by a bicycle as you were stepping into the crosswalk.

You almost tripped over that dog’s leash when the person walking him jogged by.

You almost died when you heard that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift got engaged.

You almost had a heart attack when you saw that giant spider on the wall.

You almost fainted when you realized that there were only five more days of summer

You almost cut your hair; it happened just the other day.

You almost left your phone at the restaurant.

You almost overslept and missed your flight.

You almost dropped your keys down the rain gutter.

You almost got expelled in junior high school.

You almost failed your Driver’s test.

You almost sliced your finger off cutting that bagel.

You almost drank that spoiled milk.

You almost didn’t renew your passport in time.

You almost got arrested.

You almost threw up after you ate that sandwich.

You almost wrecked your car.

You almost got hit in the head by that foul ball at the stadium.

You almost lost your wallet.

You almost drowned.

You almost left the house with your zipper down.

You almost insulted your boss and got fired.

You almost choked on your lunch.

You almost wet your pants.

You almost weren’t born.

You almost got lost on the way to the event.

You almost got run over by a car, a bus, a truck, and a scooter.

You almost didn’t even apply for the job you eventually interviewed for and were hired by.

You almost never met your soulmate.

You almost were scammed by that online phishing attempt.

You almost went blind staring at the sun.

You almost stepped on the hornet’s nest.

You almost burnt the hell out of your hand on the hot skillet.

You almost picked up and drank the wrong drink at the bar.

You almost made a fool of yourself again.

You almost did, but you didn’t!