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 Here are 32 reasons why bicycling is better than sex:

1. You can bicycle in public and not get arrested.

2. It’s okay to bicycle with children.

3. Protected cycling is actually better than unprotected cycling.

4. Finishing first in bicycling is a good thing.

5. Bicycling by yourself isn't embarrassing.

6. Cycling with a large group of people isn’t weird.

7. No unplanned pregnancies from cycling.

8. Your colleague didn’t get fired for biking with their students.

9. You can bicycle even when it’s not hard.

10. You can bicycle even when it’s not wet.

11. No one cherry-picks Biblical passages to judge who you ride bikes with.

12. The only rash to worry about in cycling is road rash.

13. You rarely have to pay for bike riding.

14. You can watch online cycling videos at work.

15. Old people on bikes is charming, not kinda gross.

16. It’s cool for mom or dad to teach you to ride a bike.

17. You can ride a bike all day long.

18. Bicycle lube is never flavored.

19. Cycling with strangers is perfectly wholesome.

20. Solo cyclists can bike with no hands.

21. You can ride a bike on the beach, no problem.

22. You can ride a bike drunk, no problem.

23. No one minds if you fall asleep right after a vigorous bike ride.

24. If the ride was good for you, it's good.

25. Having more than one bike is not complicated.

26. “Rubber side down” is simply good advice.

27. There’s no such thing as a bad bike ride.

28. If you don’t want to bike, no one can force you.

29. Professional cyclists only have to shave their legs.

30. You don’t have to be interesting, charming, good-looking, or rich to ride a bike.

31. That video of you biking is on the internet, so what?

32. I’m going on a bike ride right now, who cares?