Prepared

I’m preparing for the preparations; I’m planning on getting ready to get ready.

I’ll have a snack before dinner and a cocktail ahead of the time we start drinking.

A nap before bedtime is essential, as is a shower prior to my bath.

I’ll sign a pre-nup to my pre-nuptial agreement and a will which bequeaths my will to those named in my will.

I floss before flossing and brush my teeth twice—once for cleaning and another for whitening.

I always pre-heat my oven in preparation for heating it, don’t you?

Practicing your practice makes practice perfect; drafting a draft of your draft is how to draft.

You’ll want to warm up your engine in advance of warming your engine.  It’s always a good idea to consider your considerations before considering them.

And we all like to pre-func the pre-func, don’t we?

Let’s plan to plan and make sure we’re in shape to get in shape.

I’m going to sketch out my sketch before I sketch it.  I’m going to map out the map before mapping it.

Always do the pre-read before reading and be sure to watch the trailer in advance of seeing the film.

I like to ensure that I like a person before I commit to liking them.  And I’ll only show interest in someone I’m already interested in.

Of course, I clean my house before the cleaning lady comes.  I also mow the lawn to prepare for the landscaper.  And unless I’ve gone to the doctor, I won’t go to a doctor.

Who pre-rolls the pre-rolled joints?  How are pre-packaged snacks pre-packaged?  Can we solve the mystery of the pre-cooking of pre-cooked meals?

We need to talk about having a talk.  Let’s ride our bikes to go on a bike ride.  Then we can hike to our hike.

I’ve lived my entire life so far so as to live a life worth living; I’m just hoping I die before I am dead.